My brother butt dialed me today. I picked up the phone, “Hello?” There was no reply. “Helloooo? Bro? You there?” No reply. “Hellooooooooo? Did you butt-dial me??” Like he was going to answer that question. “HELLO??? Brother?? YOU THERE?? I hear weird sounds! I hope it’s a butt-dial…” I hung up. “Vin! My brother just butt-dialed …