My Husband’s Hand Turned Into a Vagina.

I have disturbing photographic proof.

I was practicing some wound makeup on him for a course I’m creating about realistic casualty makeup. I digress from the “realistic” part in this photo, because I was experimenting with materials and didn’t do the tendon correctly. It still looks gross and hurty, but not realistic. Here it is…

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And then he had to go to the grocery store.

I told him to leave it on and freak people out, but he was a wuss about it – or didn’t want anyone calling 911 – and peeled it off. I cannot adequately express my disappointment.

But at least he left me with a really cool disembodied (and hairless, except for maybe some hand hair that he ripped off with the latex) vagina…

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With a really thick string inside? A bone? Whatever. It’s horiffic, and I think I may use it to create a YouTube series ala Marble Hornets. Just gotta film someone finding this thing in the front yard and going, “Eeew! What the fudge IS this? A VAGINA?? WHO LOST THEIR VAGINA??”

Moving on.

 

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