Something had gone horribly wrong on this day before Halloween: Adding baby lima beans to the spaghetti sauce the previous night to pump up the vitamins. Huge mistake. What really got pumped up? My ass, with gas that could kill small children and most forms of plant life. And I had to go out, because I needed …
Category: Halloween
Tales from the Dork Side: Halloween, Part 1, The Anti-clown
We love Halloween around here. We’ll have a special thing for Trick-or-treaters this year: French fries. Yep, we’re going to dump a bunch of fries into a bucket and drop handfuls into their candy sacks. If the fries get cold we’ll just pop them into the microwave before the next trick-or-treater comes along. And before …
Putz Houses
Ever since I discovered the mid-century putz houses – or glitter houses – on Retro Renovation, I’ve been slightly obsessed with the sparkly little things. I made several from Kate’s website (and you should too, because it’s incredibly satisfying)… … and then I decided to try making my own patterns! It was really difficult at …
