Oh hey, it’s been a few years! I thought I was a blogger. I guess I wasn’t a regularly-scheduled one of those. We got fed up with California. We decided we want to move state, but can’t decide where we want to move to. We’ve looked at Indiana a couple of times, and it’s beautiful, …
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Excessive glitter and fart spray.
Porch pirates are a giant problem in our neighborhood. The local neighborhood FB group includes half a dozen Ring camera porch-pilchery vids daily, and residents are feeling bitter and vengeful. My fam has become the Porch Pirate Police for the family across the street, as we have a direct view of their front porch from one of …
I’ve been MIA, but I’m back and I’m foamy
Anyone craft with EVA foam? I started out trying to make armor a few years ago and gave up because I tried to do things that were beyond my skill level. But now I’m back at it, and I’m better, and I’m not trying to make Boba Fett or Jamie Lannister armor… I’m just flying …
Paleo Pad Thai
I’m sick today, down with my son’s cold that I thought was an allergy. My fault. I wasn’t careful. I ate off his plate. Blarrrrgh. Anyway… Once again, I’m stealing a post from my own Instructables (over there I’m Indeepknit, but may change my name if possible). This is another one I entered in the …
10 Tasks For My Imaginary Personal Assistants.
Tonight I was going to write a post about It’s a Small World being the most under appreciated and over-complained about attraction at Disneyland, and I was going to add plenty of photos. An hour later, I’m exasperated, as my photo albums are a frightful mess! I only found a few that I wanted to use, and …
NaBloPoMo Blogging Prompts for the Off-Kilter
November 1 lists of writing prompts don’t “get you” because you’re weirder than most. The usual suggestions don’t suit your style because most of the time you’re writing about things like roadkill, circus strongmen, or that time you nearly drowned in a vat of soy sauce. Write your own list of writing prompts. November 2 Are aliens real? …
Halloween fail and terrorizing Daenerys.
I’ve been sort of intrigued with Circus Punk lately, and wanted to be something freak-showy for Halloween, so started to make a strong man costume and totally failed. I wanted that old-timey Muscle Beach look with the black boots and shorts, the red striped tank top, 1000 lb. barbells, handlebar mustache, bangs parted down the …